I’VE RECENTLY BEEN HASSELING WITH THE REALITIES OF HAVING TWO PUGS IN THE HOUSE. YOU WOULD THINK THAT ADDING TWO CUTE, FUN LOVING CREATURES INTO MY LIFE WOULD MAKE THINGS MORE RELAXING AND ENJOYABLE, RIGHT?
WRONG!
WHILE HAVING BUFFY AND PEACH AROUND HAS HAD IT PERKS, I HONESTLY CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY I DIDN'T BUY TWO CATS INSTEAD.
I MEAN REALLY, WHY SET YOURSELF UP WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO POTTY TRAIN WHEN YOU CAN GET A CAT?
CATS HAVE BEEN LITERALLY PREPROGRAMMED TO DISCARD THEIR OWN FECAL MATTER IN CONVENIENT, OUT OF THE WAY PLACES.
OR IN OTHER WORDS, THEY GO ON YOUR NEIGHBOR'S LAWN. NO CLEANUP NECESSARY!
BESIDES THE OBVIOUS, THEY ARE INDEPENDENT, CAN FEED THEMSELVES AND, LET'S FACE IT. THEY HAVE A LOT MORE CLASS THAN ANY OLD MANGY SLOBBERY DOG WILL EVER AMOUNT TO.
IN OTHER WORDS, THINK TWICE BEFORE CHOOSING FIDO OVER FLUFFY!

As a frustrated "cat person" (my husband has had fewer sinus problems since my cat died), I've been thinking I might try a dog ... but maybe not. ;-)
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